Your hoodie just told everyone why you’re not chatting—and that’s the beauty of it. The “My AI Assistant Has Better Social Skills Than Me” hoodie is a snug 320 GSM fleece cocoon built for developers, engineers, and IT pros who find human interaction... buggy. Equal parts warmth and sarcasm, it’s the perfect workwear for solo sprints, digital deep dives, and socially awkward Mondays. Let the hoodie do the talking.